I Wish I Could Pee (Whenever I Want)

My throat is grateful but my bladder is saying hateful things
And just like the kids I need that motherfucking bell to ring
So I can take the 2 minutes, maybe have time to wash my hands
But of course it’s occupied

I wish I could pee whenever I want (whoa - oh - oh) (x2)
I don’t want to wait for passing periods
Oh man I’m getting delirious
I wish I could pee whenever I want

Back in class with no relief
I clench and clench hope I don’t start leaking
Nervous pacing to mask my distress
But it doesn’t help I’m about to make a mess
Bell rings and I move kids out the way
Run in, lock the door, and drop my pants

I wish I could pee whenevеr I want (whoa - oh - oh) (x2)
I don’t want to wait for passing periods
Oh man I’m getting delirious
I wish I could pee whеnever I want
Whenever I want

I wish I could pee whenever I want (whoa - oh - oh) (x2)
I don’t want to wait for passing periods
Oh man I’m getting delirious
I wish I could pee whenever I want