The Only Good Christian Is A Dead Christian

Well I paid the price for luxury
Heaven looks like hell to me
And I think I'm going down down down down...
"What you say?"
Going down
"What you say?"
I said going down
A pint of Lazarus straight up
Spending life on barroom floors
"What you say?"
Bathroom floors
"What you say?"
I said set 'em up

Six hail margueritas, I'm paying for the price of sin

The time is ripe for satisfaction
Hanging at streetlamps looking for action
Biding time to crawl in a hole
"Crawl in a hole? Bless ma soul!"

Six hail margueritas, I'm paying for the price of sin

I became the devil's advocate
(The devil made me do it)

Six hail margueritas, I'm paying for the price of sin

I've got to commit a sacrifice before I blow in to paradise
Satan had a word in my ear today
"What he say? What he say? What he say? What he say?"
He said the only good Christian is dead

Dead Christian! Dead Christian!
And the only good Christian is a dead Christian

Dead Christians tell no tales
(The Devil made him do it)
Founder member of hell's cannibals
(The Devil made him do it)
I'm a Christian carnivore
(The Devil made him do it)
Fly the flag at half mast, Lord, we're marching straight to hell

Six hail margueritas, we're headed straight to hell

Fly the flag at half mast, Lord, we're marching straight to hell
Signed away my signature
Signed away my reputation
Signed away my reputation
Signed away my we're marching straight to hell... Christian!