Full Time Lover

Long distance operator try another line
There's no reply on this one, what a waste of time
She can't be working and she can't be in her bed
She can't be home now, guess I'll drop a line instead

In my wild days I had a girl on every page
Now some don't want me and the others are engaged
My little black book is about to bite the dust
My telephone bell can't ring through all that rust

I gotta find a full time lover
I gotta find a full time lover
Now my one night stands are so hazy
And my social life is so crazy

Hey operator, one more call before I'm done
Forget Yolanda, I know Zelda is the one
Last time I saw her, she was moving to Hong Kong
She said she'd love me 'til the real thing comes along

I gotta find a full time lover
I gotta find a full time lover
Now my one night stands are so hazy
And my social life is so crazy

If it wasn't for me, my house would be deserted
If it wasn't for me, I would have someone to hold on to

I gotta find a full time lover
I gotta find a full time lover

I gotta find a full time lover
I gotta find a full time lover
I gotta find a full time lover
I gotta find a full time lover