Ayia Napa Story

"Yo, yo, Big Fris"
And everyone keeps on asking me "what
Happened in Napa bruv man
Ahh I heard you man were in
Dramas over there what happened? I
Was hearing all sorts bruv I'm
Hearing it weren't looking good!"
Well you know what I'm just gonna lay it down
Now innit and let you
Know what really happened
Yeah it weren't good man
It weren't good man, trust me
If you ever go abroad, just know yourself

Everybody keeps asking
"what happened in Napa?"
So I'm gonna break down what happened in Naps
I'mma draw the picture but not with a pencil
It was me, Skeps, Jaybo and Denzel
Jamie and Maximum
Who was in Club Ice and the vibes were nice
We had bags of 'em
Bottles of Sambuca and Henny
Came through smacked up the dance on a livvy
Now I'm outside baffed'cus I
Can't find Skeppy
And one prick's on his quad
Riding up and down in front
Of gash showing off
Going on big like his name was Boss
Nearly hit my bike so I told him to mind out
That's when I got to find out
This guy must be mad and
He thinks that he's bad
He started to get hype and wile out

Oi Skepta man I swear Frisco's trying
To move to that guy man
What that little, that bal'head yute
Oi bruv he's an eediat bruv
Oi can we stamp him out man
Fuck the long ting blud man
Nah man he's an eediat don't watch
That I ain't fighting him bruv
He's got a little chaps though
I I will take dat blud

So I parked up the ped
Analyse the situation and get things
Clear in my head
I don't wanna see nobodies blood shed
But my man deserves a tump in his head
So I'm like, "Rudeboy look
Hear what I'm saying
I ain't here for the war
But mind what you're saying" then he said
"Rudeboy I don't care what you're saying
I'm here, I ain't going nowhere I'm staying"
"So you're a bad boy, alright then"
"Blud I don't care where you're from, I don't
Care what you're on where I come from
I'll tump up man and I'm gone"
Told him to suck out his mum no long
Then from behind he tried to
Take a cheap shot, blaow!
Hurry up, hid with the big shot
Now it's all long 'cause your nose is broken
Soaked in blood with your face all open

See? That's what happens blud suck your mum
Oi blud come we get out of here
(fucking pussy) , oi Skepta get off him now
Get off him oi he's got chaps, I'm taking
His chaps, nah fuck that, fuck that
Oi it's bait blud, let's breeze it's long
Let's get out of here man

Should've got a couple slaps
I dunno what made me take his chaps
Next time I'll drink a soft drink instead
'Cause the Hennessy and Sambuca go
Straight to my head
I went jail, thought I was dead
Cockroaches walking on my bed
I was paying for a parked off ped
Boy better know I'm lucky to get bail
I was looking at a 3 year sentence in jail
24 hour banger, never got mail
I was munching tuna, cucumber and tomato
Mi nuh ramp, mi nuh cater like Desperado
Big up Saskilla and Boya
Hold tight Frisco's lawyer
We can't go jail, we're the kings of grime
That's how it's gonna be for a very long time
'Cause we go to the rave, get a rewind
And the second line never sounded
Like the first line nasa!

Trust me and now it's long cah
Man gets shift the next day you get me
Now man's in jail like
On robbery and GBH charges it's mad like
One minute, man's riding up and down on peds
Living it large now I'm in jail bruv
And you know what the worst ting is?
Guess who I buck up in there bruv
Ahh it's mad oi Trim man what happened man
Ahh fuck

Yo let me tell you the lowdown again
See Flowdan and dem?
I'm on a different program to dem
So when Marcus is shouting
"Roll Deep smokes peng"
I'm on a ting where I'm shouting
Suck your mum times 10
Yeah, suck your mum times 10
If girls love NASTY
They have to love Trim and Johnny Skeng
But anyway, we're in Ayia Napa Greece
And Marcus' baby mum is from the ends
Their crews dead out we're not friends
We ain't even
AB's already put Marcus in a headlock
Tried to pop his eye out of his head
And I'm hearing Fris
Jaybo and Skepta are in pen
Rico lost some P's in the airport so
He ain't on this ting again
And then there was 6, plus Rico's friend
And I say Rico's friend 'cause
If Kerry was on
The back of Rico's ped instead of Scratchy's
He might not have looked into thin air
When it was time to back it
Now I got man at my door chatting shit
Like Scratchy been stabbed and we
Don't know where he is so I'm like
Let's try and find Scratch
And this Marcus prick
But we went down to that side
Guess who I see? Who? His missus
Who was targeting Danny Weed
Before I could speak
I'm hearing "we're trying to sort it
Keep him away from me"
I'm like, where's Scratchy D?

Actually don't even answer listen
Bare things are gonna on right now
It'sit's still last night as well
Everyone's drunk, it's a hype
Everyone's outside the hotel
It's a bagga noise there's an audience
I just got caught up in it, quickly
Ahhh she was in my face for ages
Icouldn't hold back no longer
But yeah man, they got me chiffed
Marcus and his missus, they got me arrested
My passport got took off of
Me because of them fucking cunt
I'll catch you, watch pussy
Suck something but yeah
Man not in Ayia Napa now
Whilst everyone's going home
10 weeks down the line
I'm still trying to get my passport back
Charges werepunchedgirl in the face
That's all I could understand more time
"You hit girl"
She's from the ends, she speaks Greek
So I got chiffed me and Frisc
Ah fam, long ting trust me
It's long fam
Alright this ain't the place to be man
Trust me when you go on holiday you need
To know yourself though trust me, you do
You get me like, liqueur will go to your
Head and make you do some stuff but
You get me
Just hold it down man cah, you will end up
In the bin you get me?
So now man go court, you get me?
Man catch a squeeze, man get a fine
You get me? Man's outta there now bruv
And man don't wanna go through
It again fam so
You have to learn your lessons you get me
Big up Skepta big up J World big up Trim
You get me? Yeah man, 2006
Ayia Napa stylie