UnFuckWithAble (Funk Volume Contest 3rd Place Winner)
[Verse 1]
Uh
If you don't want G-Mo to take off
You can open your mouth and deep-throat a chainsaw
Y'all Hollywood rappers take me as a joke
But the joke's over bitch 'cause I'm finna catapult
There ain't a motherfucker living that can rap as dope (no)
There ain't a motherfucker spitting that's half as gross (no)
Babysitter that'll turn your baby into tuna casserole
And when you get home tell you to have a bowl (filth)
I'm a sick bastard
Take a little kid's hamster
Squeeze it until it's eyes pop and give it a kiss after
Diss rappers
Eat 'em up like Rittz crackers
I done shattered more dreams than the wishmaster
You ain't finna win just because you spit faster
You Tech N9ne biters need to learn how to get swagger
Stick my dick in a chick's bladder
And bitch slap her
Right before I piss on her titties and fucking kidnap her
[Chorus]
I'm unfuckwithable
And I ain't worried 'bout nothing but my genitals
I said I'm unfuckwithable
And I ain't worried 'bout nothing but my genitals
[Verse 2]
Yo
Now I'm back up in that ass like Lemmiwinks
Handicap killer, who gives a fuck what Timmy thinks? (Timmy!)
Roll his wheelchair right into a busy street (bitch)
And watch a greyhound knock his ass fifty feet
Killing anything you see me on
So cold I'll make Amber Rose put a beanie on
Cold as a huge glacier
MTV Room Raiders
Found the dead bodies now I'm in the newspapers (oh my god!)
You're about to witness primeval
Every line's lethal
Ain't a single line that defines peaceful
I have a couch made of nine people (swag)
And a Charles Manson shrine; my house'll make your spine tingle
I take a hit of Ritalin before I'm spitting it
So I don't spazz out and spill blood of the innocent
I'm on stage acting ignorant
So if you're in the front row get ready to lose a ligament
But I'm losing fans because a lot of times
People come to my shows happy and leave traumatized
Any beat you pass me I fucking sodomize
And send it back with jizz dripping from the bottom side
Bitch
[Chorus]
I'm unfuckwithable
And I ain't worried 'bout nothing but my genitals
I said I'm unfuckwithable
And I ain't worried 'bout nothing but my genitals