About everything and the inherent hypocrisy of the universe

[Verse 1]
Everything In the world
Not nothing but the opposite
So much that it becomes infinite
And therefore equal to nothing
But more than nothing
Every single thing
Everything includes nothing
Nothing excludes everything
If nothing excludes everything
And nothing is in everything
Then nothing excludes nothing
Therefore making nothing everything

[Verse 2]
Therefore everybody in the entire universe
Must die instantly. Since if you smoke no weed
You inherently smoke all the weed
Causing instantaneous death to all known life
And I have a tumour. Since I don't
I made that up the fact I have a tumour
But since I don't then I do if everything is nothing
All is equal, and equal is nothing
All is nothing, and nothing is all
This song is nothing and as are you
You are a stupid brain. Buy my merch
Buy me a pizzaaaaaa