Welcome to Dover

Welcome to Dover
This fair and gentle place
We're the free-thinking, hard-drinking
Sun-breathing saviours of our race
You know we'll never change

Welcome to Dover
Gateway to the world
We don't care if you're poor
Just don't move in next door
With your forty boys and girls

If they don't take your life
They'll steal your wife away
They were born to rob
They'll steal your job away

How dare you come to Dover?
Not a Northern grubby town
Where you seem to fit it
'coz the dirt suits your skin
And up there, you melt into the crowd

If they don't take your life
They'll steal your wife away
They were born to rob
They'll steal your job away

We were born in England
Home of the free
Last bastion of stupidity

If they don't take your life
They'll steal your wife away
They were born to rob
They'll steal your job away
You were born to roam
We've got a home always
Go back to where you're from
You don't belong