If You Don’t Laugh at my Jokes I Will Literally Kill You

(Gezebelle Gaburgably)
(Fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-)

I hate women
And I hate myself
I have fun for a living
Then I'll shoot myself
I hate living for a living
And I'm really unforgiving
And I sometimes think I'm winning
But I'm really not admitting
That I'm useless, really unfunny
Tell me what I am, I'm Ted Bundy
Useless, really unfunny
Nothing that you can get from me

That's why everybody laughs but you
Everybody in the room
Everybody laughs but you
Everybody in the room

(screams)

If you don't laugh at my jokes
I'm gonna give you a stroke
Watch your face turn red
Against the wall being choked
Everybody knows what happens if they spit and they don't
So that's why everybody laughs at my jokes

That's why everybody laughed but you
Everybody in the room
Everybody laughed but you
Everybody in the room

If you don't laugh right now
I'm gonna kill you somehow
Laugh right fucking now
I'm a fucking clown
If you don't laugh right now
I'm gonna kill you to somehow
Laugh right fucking now
I'm a fucking clown