Call Tomorrow
[Chorus]
Call tomorrow
Call tomorrow
Not today
[Verse 1]
Judy, the vicar's daughter
Is gonna have a baby, maybe
If it's true what people say, she's gone astray
And fallen by the wayside, I lied
[Bridge]
Sunday-minded people in the parish
Say a prayer, Judy isn't there
[Verse 2]
Judy, the vicar's daughter
Didn't like my sense of humour, rumour
Now the fading smile has gone, to right the wrong
I'll never be the same me, shame me
[Chorus]
Call tomorrow
Not today
[Spoken word outro: The Saga of Rodney Toady, Part 4]
Rodney's father was fat and ugly, and Rodney's mother was even fat and uglier. And his father used to tell him that one day Rodney would meet a fat and ugly girl, just like Rodney's mother, and they would get married. Rodney's mother told him that there were lots of fat and ugly girls looking for fat and ugly men, just as she had done before she'd married Rodney's father, who was a road sweeper and cleaned lavatories to earn more money