The Pirate Song

Sandra wears her pants too small for her body shape
She's got a funny funny face
(It's true you know)
It's so messed up how she took your man
And ran away, she's got some crazy crazy ways
(Too bad for you)

Listen you I know it's awful,
To lose your man to a circus freak
Soon enough he'll be forgotten
Just look away and count to three.
1 2 3 hey

I guess you picked a man too young too small for your own taste
He came from very far away
(no fun in that)
You'll have to deal with all his
Stupidness and crazy tasks
You're sick of it today
(He breaks your back)

Listen you I know it's awful,
To lose your man to a circus freak
Soon enough he'll be forgotten
Just look away and count to three.
1 2 3 hey