Obey the Cowgod

Are you ready to obey the Cowgod???
We live in a country, we can't eat meat!
Obey the Cowgod!
We live in a country where there is no, there's no Burger Kings.

Obey the Cowgod!
We live in a country where there is no, there's no McDonalds.
Obey the Cowgod!
Ah, dopey, dopey, dopey, dopey,

I'm a cow, and I'm gonna roam through your village,
And I'm going to eat all of your food, but you don't care,
Because I'm a, I'm a SACRED COW!
Obey the Cowgod!

We live in a country where there is no, there's no Beefcake the Mighty*,
Obey the Cowgod!
We live in a country where there is no, there's no beef by-products,
Obey the Cowgod!

You! On your knees! You! Get on your knees! Where's those two bone-heads? Get on your knees!
Hands behind your heads, and on your knees! You! On your knees! You! Get on your knees!
I said, get on your knees! Get on your knees and pray to the Cowgod!
Eat my burger, for it is my flesh, and drink my milk, for it is my blood.

Obey!