TO THE GIRL WHO BROKE MY HEART AT FARTWORLD

[Entire song: TW33T, LY, synapse]
I just fucked a cancer patient, that pussy bald, too
Sitting on the couch watching Over the Hedge Two
Her dad’s a paralegal, I might have to sue
She pulled out a dick, I said man, I gots to see it through
Then I fucked a minion and my dick Gru
She cough during sex, make it tight, she had the flu
I just woke up from my nap, I finna hit snooze

Woke up with morning wood, man, I swear I’m Home Depot
I just fucked Grandma, damn that bitch can deep throat
Pussy so wrinkly, your boy had to still peep though
Titties out, motor them like sea boat
Yes, counting up all my green like I CeeLo

Poo poo pee pee in my bee bo
Bought up pancake mix, yeah bought it by the kilo
Shawty said she a door hole I said damn, where the kеy hole?
Boobs all lopsided looking like a Igor

That bitch dеpressed I said what? Like that boy Eeyore?
Shawty want the dick, I got about three inches
Fawty want the dick? Wait bitch, I got a micro penis
Just blew my load into the mouth of a fetus

Bitch lost her dad, and she going through grief
Stuck my dick in sideways, then she did a queef
I said I’m a real killer, call me Chief Keef
Environmentalist mentality reality fallacy manatee
Boob is not meat, boob is not beef
When I eat the pussy, I nibble with teeth

Wonkus bonkus, boy got the flonkus
Skunky wunky got the money funky dunky
Pussy got the goopy woopy
Dingy wingy ding dong
Singy singy sing song
Dong shlong like my name King Kong
Lickity split on my way to the clit
Toofus doofus I be smoking on the boofus

Hocus pocus, bitch in class, I can’t focus
Avada kadavra and then I aba kadabra
Pulled a bunny out my hat, bitch that’s magic
Big big booty I also had to slap it
I’m like Happy Feet and I can tap dance
Deedle dooddle doddle deedle
I’m the penguin weedle waddle