Mr. Barbeque
Hey now, welcome to my house
Gonna have a barbeque and maybe I'll invite you
Got a side of pork
Got a side of creamy salad
Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid!
Oh my god, my arm's on fire!
Somebody pass the dressing!
Everybody remain calm, I'm a professional
Quickly, submerge the arm in mayonnaise
Says Mr. Barbeque
Mr. Barbeque
Mr. Barbeque
Mr. Barbeque
Hey, thanks a lot Doc my arm's feeling great
Oh, by the way, could you pass the mouth watering pork rinds?
Ok, I think it's about time for everybody's favorite, the pigs feet eating contest!
Ready? Go!
Well, it looks like it's last year's champion Mrs. Brown
She's in the lead
No, wait, it's Mr. Brown
Mrs. Brown, she's choking!
Ah!
Mr. Barbeque
Mr. Barbeque
Mr. Barbeque
Mr. Barbeque
Weenies, man
Chicken fried pork steaks
Skinless boneless chicken breasts
Says Mr. Barbeque
Mrs. Brown is fine and now it's time to dine
Grab yourself a plate, the pork is really great
You know, you never can be too careful with those under cooked pork chops
You could get some disease, or worse yet, you could get struck by lightning
Or drown in a kiddie pool
So don't be a fool
Be sure to take all the necessary precautions when having a barbeque!
Says Mr. Barbeque
Mr. Barbeque
Mr. Barbeque
Mr. Barbeque
Weenies, man
Chicken fried pork steaks
Skinless, boneless chicken breasts
Says Mr. Barbeque