c Phantom Menace

Phantoms from a phantom planet
Phantoms from outer space
You'll never see them, but you'll know they're here
Ghosts from a ghostly ghastly world
With only one thing on their minds
Procreating with shapely young coeds
cnd someone needs to stop them
But who? But how?
They need to be stopped, but bullets go right through them
Iron bars can't hold them
cnd that sheriff with the big gold tooth
He says he'll stop them, but how
The entire police department of Jackson County
Tried it once, tried it twice, and failed and failed and failed
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How can a middle age, balding, sheriff with asthma expect to do any better?
He can't
It's as simple as that
He can't, he can not
Phantoms from a phantom planet
Ghostly ghosts from a ghastly world
We've tried to reason with them, heaven knows
They just don't listen, they just don't
cnd I don't know how they died
cnd frankly I don't care
My main focus, my main concern
Is for those young coeds at Evergreen College