All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight

I got ketchup on my blue jeans
I just burned my hand
Lord, it's hard to be a bachelor man
I got girls that can cook
I got girls that can clean
I got girls that can do anything in between
I gotta get ready, make everything right
'Cause all my rowdy friends
Are coming over tonight

Do you want a drink
Hey do you want to party?
Hey honey, this is ol' Hank
Ready to get the thing started
We cooked the pig in the ground
Got some beer on ice
And all my rowdy friends
Are coming over tonight

Now my party pad is out in the woods
It's long, long way from here to Hollywood
But I got some natural queens
Out on the floor
And ol' Miss Mississippi just
Walked through the door

Got a little whirlpool just made for ten
And you can jump out and you can jump in
You can do anything that you want to do
But uh uh, don't you step on my cowboy boots

Do you want a drink
Hey do you want to party?
Hey, this is ol' Hank
Ready to get the summer started
I cooked the pig in the ground
We got some beer on ice
And all my rowdy friends
Are coming over tonight
Thats right, come on in!

Do you want a drink
Hey do you want to party?
Hey, this is rockin' Randall Hank
Ready to get the summertime started
We cooked the pig in the ground
Got some beer on ice
And all my rowdy friends
Are coming over tonight