Buck Naked

I got a rock in my shoe
My jeans are cutting me in two
My underwear's too tight
My clothes don't ever fit right
My collar's so tight it's popping my veins
We walk around in constant pain

When I get home from work
I usually start with my shirt
I leave a trail behind
When I undress I unwind
I like to let it all hang out
Hey don't you know what I am talking about

We like to get buck naked, that ain't no sin
Buck naked, wearing my skinny skin skin
Buck naked in my birthday suit
Buck naked and I don't give a hoot
Buck naked, like a centerfold
Buck naked is the way to go

I joined a nudist colony
They make me green with envy
They don't spend no money on clothes
They got their own dress code
The walk around "au naturel"
No more expensive dry cleaning bills

They just like to get buck naked
Swimmin' on the beach
Buck naked, they're so squeaky clean
Buck naked in their birthday suit's
Buck naked now ain't they cute?
Buck naked, they're the sun worship set
Buck naked, what you see is what you get

My girl says you don't know how it feels
To walk around in panty hose and high heels
You oughta try to wear a bra all day
You don't know the price a girl's gotta pay
We wear our clothes so tight we can't move
She says you don't know what
A women goes though

It feels so good to get buck naked
Like Adam and Eve
Buck naked, like the monkeys in the trees
Buck naked, like Tarzan and Jane
Buck naked, no more high-fashion pain
Buck naked, like a centerfold
Buck naked is the way to go