Ayee I Owe You

I arrived at school one day and realized I had forgotten my lunch money
I asked my friend Ayee, "Can I borrow a dollar?"
He said, "Sure"
"Thanks" I said
Ayee I owe you one dollar
Ayee I owe you one dollar
Ayee I owe you one dollar
Thank you for helping me out
The next day I forgot my money again. How could I be so forgetful?
Ayee said "Don't worry about it. Just remember tomorrow."
So Ayee loaned me another dollar
How many dollars did I owe Ayee in all?...Two!
Ayee I owe you two dollars
Ayee I owe you two dollars
Ayee I owe you two dollars
Thank you for helping me out
The next day ... I remembered! I brought a dollar for my lunch and the two
Dollars I owed Ayee. How many dollars did I bring all together?...Three!
After I gave Ayee the two dollars I owed him, how much did I owe him?...
Nothing!
Ayee I owe you zero dollars
Ayee I owe you zero dollars
Ayee I owe you zero dollars
Thank you for helping me out
The next day Ayee came running up to me
"Can you help me out" he said. "I'm having a test on the vowels and I just
Can't remember them
I said, "Ayee, how much do I owe you?"
He said, "Nothing"
"Right," I said "Ayee I owe you nothing
Now, change nothing to sometimes Y"
He said, "Why?"
I said, "sometimes Y"
He said, "Why?"
I said, "sometimes Y"
He shouted, "Why?"
I said, "because sometimes Y is a vowel. Now sing with me"
'A' 'E' 'I' 'O' 'U' and sometimes 'Y'
'A' 'E' 'I' 'O' 'U' and sometimes 'Y'
'A' 'E' 'I' 'O' 'U' and sometimes 'Y'
Now you know all of your vowels
Now you know all of your vowels