Cool Hand Luke

Tried to be cool, Never been caught
Security guard was on the lookout
Checking me out, suspicious eyes
I couldn't see through his disguise
Had my doubts, went for the door
Hand on my shoulder says "what's in the bag son?"
Grin on my face, couldn't decide
Thrown into a dirty jail cell
I don't wanna be here, it's only my first time
I never thought I would get caught, to pay the price
I don't wanna be bored, don't wanna be told
"Don't want no gay man invading my whole"
If you ever do, just act cool
Just make sure no one is watching
If you're too slow remember what they say
Cool Hand Luke never has to pay