Son-in-Law

He thinks that he's Jesus
He thinks he's the son of God
Jumping off of buildings
Screaming "Heaven's gonna break my fall."

Oh, he thinks that he's Don Juan
Muscles for the girls to squeeze
Oh, he's got ancient secrets
To bring these women to their knees

Don't wake him up
Til we find love

Okay, staying up for nine days
Buying me an AK
Baby, come on
Wasted, wimpy stars in Vegas
They don't wanna say who's driving the bomb

Rock stars aging in the Walmart
They all want their neighbors
Singing their song
It goes "la, la, la la la, la la la, la la la, la la la,"
Baby, come on
Baby, come on

He thinks that he's Jesus
Well, maybe he's the son in law
But I think I saw his true face
In the torchlight of the angry mob

Oh, he thinks he's a genius
Someone bring this king his crown
Or a tranquilizer needle
Strong enough to knock him out

Don't wake him up
Til we find love

Okay, staying up for nine days
Buying me an AK
Baby, come on
Wasted, wimpy stars in Vegas
They don't wanna say who's driving the bomb

Rock stars aging in the Walmart
They all want their neighbors
Singing their song
It goes "la, la, la la la, la la la, la la la, la la la,"
Baby, come on

And they fill me up with chemicals
And they wonder what went wrong
Remind them we were animals
All along, all along

Okay, staying up for nine days
Buying me an AK
Baby, come on
Wasted, wimpy stars in Vegas
They don't wanna say who's driving the bomb

And rock stars aging in the Walmart
They all want the neighbors
Singing their song
It goes "la, la, la la la, la la la, la la la, la la la,"
Baby, come on

It goes "la, la, la la la, la la la, la la la, la la la,"
Baby, come on
It goes "la, la, la la la, la la la, la la la la la la, la la la,"
Baby, come on
Baby, come on