Dr Goldman
Howe Gelb, The Colorist Orchestra
Dr. Goldman
Has illustrated evidence
Of the once thought to be extinct
Physical evidence
Of the Zanzibar Leopard
Its not a leopard at all
Its a servaline genet
A servaline
A subspecies
That wasn't caught in any net
It was depicted by pixel
depicted by pixel
Dear Doctor
Dear dr. Goldman
There's tax around town
That you'd understand
There has been found
Prints in wet cement
Of the Zanzibar Leopard
Thought extinct
Some have even said which way it went
Dear Doctor Goldman
Looking like a badly drawn cat
There was a time
Where the locals believed
It was a pet
Of the witches
And the government sanctified
It's killing spree
Growth of society
Incurred ripple effect
And the mythical Zanzibar Leopard