I’m Ready

I am ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I got an axe handle pistol built on a graveyard frame
Shootin' tombstone bullets, wearin' ball and chain
I'm drinkin' TNT, I'm smokin' dynamite
I hope some screwball start a fight

Because I am ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

All you pretty little chicks with your curly hair
I know you feel like I ain't nowhere
But stop what your doin' and baby come over here
I'll prove to you, baby, that I ain't no square

'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I been drinkin' gin like never before
I feel so good, I feel I want you to know
But one more drink, and I wish you would
It takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good
Beause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I am ready
I am ready
I am ready
I am ready
I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me