Summer

You'll have a good summer cuz I know that you will
You blink and then it's over
You'll learn a few lessons and you'll work on your tan
A tan is so inviting
The girls will love you even if it's only for your skin
They won't see the wonderful person that is within
So carpe diem that shit while you got the chance
Before you look like I do in your underpants
You'll work as a waiter at a restaurant in town
And make a ton of new friends
Who'll treat you like shit for the first few weeks or so
But then they'll let you in and
You'll learn how one shift drink can be turned into five
You'll get your drink on
You'll go to a party and you'll hang out with Beth
The waitress that just started
She's home for the summer and she's staying at her dad's
And you're not the first boyfriend that she's ever had
As a matter of fact she's still technically dating Ian
Who doesn't know she's home yet but she can't wait to see him
This confuses you and so you take another hit
Of some really really truly super nasty shit
Beth, I think I love you. Beth, I think I do. Beth, I really do, Beth, think I love you
I pulled up in my Lexus and it felt pretty good
Nothing but leather
Handed my keys to the valet with a nod
That said we both know I'm down
Adjusted my ear piece and I made a few calls
Checking on my investments
Caught my reflection in a window and saw
My dad staring back at me
And that's when the golf ball hit me in the head
That I'm further away from 20 than I am to dead
And the stitching in my jeans got up and disappeared
And the white replaced the red in my 3 day old beard
And now everywhere I go the youngins call me sir
And no matter what I want I get what I deserve