Heavy Metal's Alive In Baltimore

all the cool guys in the tight black jeans
and the long teased hair makin' the scene
tonights the night this is the place to be
all my friends, the ramones and be

oh yeah, let me in the door
oh yeah, i want some more
heavy metal's alive in baltimore

all the cool girls in the tight leather skirts
and the high heel shoes and the vince neil shirts
there's no other place to be
hey ho, let's go get a lobotomy