Spoon,, A Spoon! Spoon,

[Chorus]
Woodware, silverware, whatever you want
Plastic, silverware, whatever you flaunt
X4

[Verse]
I was told you know a clever person
I wish to meet them at once
Take your time, yet make it snappy
Now it’s snappy time, turtle up

[Verse]
I’ve altered my train of things
Now it’s going whichever which way
I cannot keep the track
My higher-up said it’s too late

[Chorus]
Silverware, silverware, it’s what you want
Plastic anywhere, awfully gaunt
Woodware, woodware, don’t even try
Plastic everywhere, where’s the guy?
X2

[Bridge]
Hand over the spoon
Put it down
Do your best

[Chorus, like the first one]