Awkward Tinder Date 2

Hi, my names Jesse

My name Pinecone bitch nice to meet you
I heard A lot about you god damn you thick

Ha ha yeah
I recently just gained a little bit of weight
I'm surprised you even messaged me and
Asked me on a date

Like damn, hol up
I never said that this was a date
I'm just tryna fuck you real quick so
Let's go back to your place

Oh god I usually never do this
But it's been some time, haha
How about we go back to your
Place if you don't mind well let's see
It started off great
He really was a nice guy
But then I said something that made
Him mad I always wonder why, he
Never called me back
It usually happens like that
Maybe it's me, as a person
I dunno I never asked

I KNOW WHY what?
NOTHING, I dunno I just be talking shit
Is you ready to go back home
Girl you need some dick

Wait a minute, we just met
I need a little information
I just wanna get to know
You first before the penetration, hAHA

Well, I smoke weed
I run the block and I push bricks
Now dats all you need to know now
It's time to go take this dick

Oh my god, you're persistent

That's how i get all the bitches
Aint got time to fuck around you
Either wid it or you isnt

I'm just cautious
The last guy I was with just made me nauseous
All he did was talk about himself
And he was never honest

Ok look, like
I don't give a fuck about yo ex's
All i wanna do is take you to
The house and get you naked

Oh my god, you're a dick
But I kinda like it
Ok fine let's go back to the
House cause you got me excited