Cleveland Rocks

[Hello everybody how y'all tonight? This is Alan Freed, the ole' king of the Moon Doggers, and it's time again for one of your favorite rock n' roll sessions as you enjoy the Moon Dog Show!]

Three, four
Three, four

Three, four

All this energy calling me
Back where it comes from
It's such a crude attitude
It's back where it belongs

All the little kids growing up on the skids
Go Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks!
Jumping Jene Jene is movie James Dean
Starring

Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks!
Cle-eveland rocks!

Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks!
Cle-eveland rocks!

Mama knows but she don't care
She got her worries too
Seven kids and a phony affair
And the rent is due
All the little chicks with the crimson lips
Go Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks!
Livin' in sin with a safety pin
She's going

Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks!
Cle-eveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)
Cleveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)
Cleveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)
Cle-eveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)

I've got some records from World War Two
I play 'em just like me granddad do
He was a rocker and I am too
Oh Cle-e-eveland rocks
Yeah, Cl-e-eveland rocks!
So find a place
Grab a space, and yell and scream for more!

Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks!
Cle-eveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks!
Cleveland rocks!
Cle-eveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)

Cleveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)
Cleveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)
Cleveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)
Cle-eveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)
Cleveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)
Cleveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)
Cleveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)
Cle-eveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)

Cleveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)
Cleveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)
Cleveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)
Cle-eveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)
Cleveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)
Cleveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)
Cleveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)
Cle-eveland rocks! (Cleveland rocks!)

Three, four
Three, four

Three, four

Ohio-hio-hio-hio-hio-hio