Stale Bread
Woke up this morning
Time for breakfast
Went to the kitchen
For jam and toast
Open the cabinet
To grab the bread
Well, it was dry
And as hard as my head
Stale bread
What do I do with it?
Whoo, come on
Stale bread
I said a woo-hoo-hoo
My dad said, son
Now, don't you cry
Cause later on
We'll go for a ride
Went to the car
With my old man
Can you believe
What was in his hand
Stale bread
What do I do with it?
Whoo, come on
Stale bread
I said a woo-hoo-hoo
Went to the park
Walked to the pond
The ducks and geese
Came from all around
We fed 'em this treat
Well, they were so glad
If they could talk
I'll bet you they said
Quack, quack
Stale bread
We love it
We love it
Ah, yeah
Stale bread
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Ah, come on y'all
Stale bread
Stale bread
Ducks and geese love it
Oh yeah
We love it
Stale bread
I said a woo-hoo-hoo
Back to the kitchen
Well, I'll check in there
Because I can't wait
For the bread to get stale
We love it