You

[Verse 1]
You have been lookin' for the truth
But no matter what you do
It will always come to bite your ass
So you keep on waitin' for a clue
Hopin' to find something new
Pretty soon the whole world will praise and honor you

[Refrain]
So don't you go and cry yourself to sleep
It'll be just fine
Don't you go and cry in front of me
It'll be just fine

[Verse 2]
You never knew any taboo
You're the shit within your crew
Now you're lookin' for a second member
And you are a walkin' déjà vu
Everyone you're talkin' to
Feels like they're in a rerun of How I Met Your Mother

[Refrain]
But don't you go and cry yourself to sleep
It'll be just fine
Don't you go and cry in front of me
It'll be just fine

[Chorus]
No one is as wonderful as you, ooh, ooh
No one looks as perfect as you do, ooh, ooh
Without you, we would all descend
You should be our next president
No one is as wonderful as you, ooh, ooh

[Verse 3]
You wrote a book on "How to"
Now it's 20-22
And the world has changed forever
So you gotta bad-ass new tattoo
Big letters: "FUCK YUO"
But I wonder, why does the "O" come after "U"?

[Refrain]
Well, don't you go and cry yourself to sleep
It'll be just fine
Don't you go and cry in front of me
It'll be just fine

[Chorus]
No one is as wonderful as you, ooh, ooh
No one looks as perfect as you do, ooh, ooh
Without you, we would all descend
You should be our next president
No one is as wonderful as you, ooh, ooh

[Instrumental Break]

[Refrain]
Well, don't you go and cry yourself to sleep
It'll be just fine
Don't you go and cry in front of me
It'll be just fine

[Chorus]
No one is as wonderful as you, ooh, ooh
No one looks as perfect as you do, ooh, ooh
Without you, we would all descend
You should be our next president
No one is as wonderful as you, ooh, ooh