marijuana is your friend

High as fuck, getting cooked on the daily
Sitting on the couch, while I play the ukulele
Baked like a cake, and it feels so fucking great
It’s the best thing, yeah man no debate
Enhanced sensations, no frustrations
Munchies all the time, yeah no starvation
Bloodshot eyes, can’t disguise
Fuck you, I’m not going to apologize
Light up my life, like I light up my pipe
Wanna marry the dank, gonna make it wife
Got cash for the hash, for the chronic and the cheeba
The herb, the grass, for the motherfucking reefer
Weed, pot, cannabis, ganja
Dope, bud, mari-fucking-uana
Hittin’ that spliff, gonna bloody Mary Jane it
What time is it? 4/20 blaze it
When you’re feeling low, and you feel that you’re in need
There’s just one thing that I recommend, and that my friend is weed
When you’re feeling stressed, and you’re feeling all alone
Just grab your bong, you won’t feel no wrong, and rip a few cones til’ you’re stoned
When you’re feeling down, and you feel like you might cry
Just grab a blunt, don’t be a cunt, and get motherfucking high
When you’re feeling sad, like the world’s about to end
Just grab your pipe, it’ll be alright, cause marijuana is your friend
You can smoke it from a bong, you can smoke it from a joint
You can smoke it from an apple, man, but what the fuck’s the point?
You can smoke it from a blunt, you can smoke it from a pipe
You can even have pot brownies, if you get the method right
High as a kite, hide it from the cops
If you smoke that shit in public, then you’re gonna get stopped
Inhalation, exhalation
Legalise it, it’s the healing of the nation
When you’re feeling low, and you feel that you’re in need
There’s just one thing that I recommend, and that my friend is weed
When you’re feeling stressed, and you’re feeling all alone
Just grab your bong, you won’t feel no wrong, and rip a few cones til’ you’re stoned
When you’re feeling down, and you feel like you might cry
Just grab a blunt, don’t be a cunt, and get motherfucking high
When you’re feeling sad, like the world’s about to end
Just grab your pipe, it’ll be alright, cause marijuana is your friend