Smelly Hobo Man

[Intro]
J Bigga!

[Chorus]
Hey, Mister smelly hobo man
Can I get a cigarette?
Hey, Mister smelly hobo man
Can I get a cigarette? (J Bigga!)

[Verse 1]
I wonder what's like to be so dirty and smelly
If I give you fifty cents will you tell me?
I wanna put you on a leash and walk you like a dog
You can be my hobo pet

[Chorus]
Hey, Mister smelly hobo man
Can I get a cigarette?
Hey, Mister smelly hobo man
Can I get a cigarette? (J Bigga!)

[Verse 2]
I just seen two hobo's, they were having sex
Shacked up, porkin' by a chain-link fence
I walked right over and I asked to join in
They asked me for nickel so, I give 'em twenty cents
They looked at me stupid, and in swooped Cupid
They smelled like liquor, it looked like a Snickers
Actually, I ran from my life
What the heck am I gonna do with hobo for a wife?

[Chorus]
Hey, Mister smelly hobo man
Can I get a cigarette?
Hey, Mister smelly hobo man
Can I get a cigarette? (J Bigga!)

[Verse 3]
Hey, Hobo Man
I really feel for you
See? Even hobos need big hugs too
Come here Mister big ole cuddly bug
Have a big old sip of this bubbly bub
Here you go
It'll get you wasted
Just wait til' you taste it, oh!
You been rollin' on the floor
Under the underpass, bro

[Chorus]
Hey, Mister smelly hobo man
Can I get a cigarette?
Hey, Mister smelly hobo man
Can I get a cigarette? (J Bigga!)

[Verse 4]
Yo, Hobo Man
Yeah, we know you smell
Don't nobody mind, man
We all think is chill
You can come with us, man
You can meet my friends
You can ride the school bus, beep-beep
We can just pretend
You can come to our class, man
You can say you're my uncle
We gotta hot milf teacher
You could rub up on her [?]
Yeah, I know you'll get kicked out
But what you care, man?
What are you doing today, dude?
Nothing, you wish you were there, man

[Chorus]
Hey, Mister smelly hobo man
Can I get a cigarette?
Hey, Mister smelly hobo man
Can I get a cigarette?
Hey, Mister smelly hobo man
Can I get a cigarette?
Hey, Mister smelly hobo man
Can I get a cigarette? (J Bigga!)