Why Is the Grinch So Thicc?
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Why, oh why, is the Grinch so thicc?
He's got more cake than 10 Saint Nicks
An ass so fat that it makes me sick
What in the world could he do with it?
He's got a dump truck too big for the road
You bet your skinny ass it's a damn wide load
And his cheeks clap, clap
What a fun, neat trick
Why, oh why, is the Grinch so thicc?