You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
Albert Hague, Theodor S. Geisel
With this coat and this hat,
Ll look just like St. Nick ho ho ho
You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
And as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana oh with a
Greasy black peel!
Just face the music you're a monster, Mr. Grinch, yes your are
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You know if you ask me who's who's, with who they are
No one's denying
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch!
Given the choice between you, I'd take the
Seasick crocodile!