King Sap ( And The Princess Sag )

Now sweet mother nature
Why must you do this to me
Must I be so offended
By this comedy
Well, I don't give a flying'
'Bout what he has to say
'Cause the hair's all wrong
The shoes don't fit
The eyes the eyes
No mystery
Big sucker
Small guy

Chorus
Killer Killer
Ooh my my
King Sap
Oh and Princess Sag
King Sap
Oh and Princess Sag

I read it in the paper
New romance
Puff puff vapour
Career chance
Spineless spreading
Of legs and lies
Reception reception stuck in a lift
Dress hiked to her thighs;
She pucker moan and sigh

Chorus

On TV TV
What a pro
Toupe' toupe'
Where the hair don't grow
Spineless spreading
Of legs and lies
Reception reception stuck in a lift
Dress hiked to her thighs
She pucker moan and sigh,

Chorus
King Sap
Oh and Princess Sag
King Sap
Oh and Princess Sag