INSTASCAM 2.0

[Intro: Janice Dudley & J-Killah]
Fuck outta here, I'm tryna rap!
Yeah, Janice D on the track
Shoutout Hayleigh DeAngelo
Fuck Instagram

[Verse 1: Janice Dudley]
Dear Instagram, I got so much shit to say
You’re ruining your app each and every day
I cannot send replies in DMs, what the fuck is this?
Fuck those Europeans, just need you to fix shit
Heard that you was watching bitches through the cameras
Must be obsessed with me, just like stinky Diana
Notifications gone, switched 'em with the shop
What the fuck is Reels? Baby, this ain’t TikTok
How many times will you let Nancy
Post her racist shit for everyone to see
But you won't let me evеr post my tits?
Only thing you did for good was deleting Lindsey Cyrus
That ugly bitch dеserved it, she’s worse than the virus
Silencing POC, but not white supremacists
It’s been far too long, yeah, we are fed up with it
I hate you Zuckerberg, you’re one ugly ass twink
I’ll hate crime your ass if we ever get to link
When I say eat the rich, I’m talking about you
And that hobo Jeff Bezos, fuck the both of you
You pull all of this shit then wonder why we’re bitter
I fucking hate this app, think it’s time to switch to Twitter

[Break: Janice Dudley]
I bodied that shit
By the way, fuck J-Killah
She got nothing to do with this
I just wanted to drag her
Here come's Sallyanne

[Verse 2: Sallyanne Jameson]
Hayleigh isn't here, so we'll do this shit for her (Rest in Peace)
What the fuck you bitches doing? Systrom and Krieger
Instagram, youʼve always been a flop (flop)
Ever since you switched the notif tab with your fucking shop
(Who even uses that shit?)
Deleted Amanda's account, but still Amanda win
But what about that murderer? Bitch committed a sin
Can't reply to messages, what the fuck is up with Europe?
Fuck the EU, fuck them all, let's square up
Double tap to switch accounts, baby, what's the purpose?
Should've left the double tapping to only liking posts
And speaking of posts, let's talk about the algo
Better fix that shit up 'fore I double tap Systrom
And hey let's talk about the fact
That you spy on us, that's whack
Tryna steal all our information
Like what Mark did to the Hawaiians
Instagram was better before Facebook took over
Everything went wrong, it got mediocre
Giving Instagram to a fucking reptilian
Give 'em to the X-Files, David and Gillian

[Outro: Janice Dudley]
Fuck Instagram
More like Instascam
This is the sequel
Yeah, fuck Instagram