12oz Curls

I just got to raise this beer and make a toast
I got fired today, now let's get comatose
Well babe it's ok, I'll have time to get in shape
Down at Jim's bar and grill lifting weights,

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Doing 12 ounce curls I ain't lazy
It's the exercise that satisfies my mind
Got the weight of the world driving me crazy
I'm taking it away, 12 ounces at a time

Oh I need to improve myself
I'm asking you please to have patience
We may need to seek some professional help
Down at the Retox and Dehabilitation

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Forty's fine, sixteen's good enough
Well I just want 12 ounces at a time that won't run out
As long as there's enough for all of you and all of me
When this place runs out we'll call it history

So a beer for everybody that can afford one
Tell that barmaid bring me one too
I need to blow job related troubles off my mind
Quit worrying about how I'm getting screwed

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