Call Me

Why can't I be everything that I try to be?
Why can't I be above the standard man?
What is this thing that's living inside of me?
Am I ever going to understand?
I like to live with deliciousness.
But I can live in a world of harm.
I can tell what the end of this business is
Come on, honey, better take my arm.
Temptation's all around
Sign me up, I'll get on board.
It's just like bonnie used to say,
Rules are there to be ignored.
And if ever this world gets you down,
Just call me, and I won't be around.
As rare and precious as a beer in Arabia
You're as pretty as the cat's me-ow.
You're as deep as a Bosnian winter,
You're the reason that I'm leaving now.
There's temptation in the air
And in the air's where I should be.
It's just like Louis Brunwell said,
"It's a tyranny"
And if ever this world gets you down,
Just call me, and I won't be around.
What kind of, what kind of
What kind of guy would you think I am (x4)