Money

Jazz Emu

In the ancient times if you needed to buy something nice you could
(Swap it for a big goat!)
But they realised that this vibe didn't quite feel right
(Not everybody has a goat!)
An entrepreneurial fella said "How about shells?
We could trade little shells which represent the goat"
Everybody there was like "Hell yes"
And he was like "Brilliant
And by the way it's total coincidence
That I live by the sea
And have alrеady
Gathered all the shеlls"

Money
It has always made absolutely sense forever
(Money has always making-sensed)
Money
It's a system that is simple to grasp
And these are its three logical parts:

Disk of metal
Is smallest money
Paper rectangle is bigger money but
The biggest money
Is plastic card with a horse

Maybe. I'm not- I'm not exactly- one hundred percent on what "Lloyds TSB" [tss-bə] is

Getting money is simple
You just print all the money then you
(Have lots and lots of money!)
But don't print too many of the money
Or you'll have too much money, which will
(Mean you have less money!)
(Compounding inflation)

But what's it made from?
Well my friend it's simple

The silver coins are made of copper
Copper coins are made of steel
And the paper notes are technically cotton
And the credit cards?
Recycled toboggans

Money
It has always sense absolutely made forever
(Money has always making-sensed)
Money
Did you know that monarch's faces alternate the way that they face on the coins

The Queen faced right and Charles will face left
And when it's Willy's turn I guess he will want to be kind of edgy
Maybe face the back of the room

Cut the bullshit
Let the money talk
Cut the bullshit
Let the money talk
And keep talking and talking
'Cause it's high off its noggin
From ingesting the cocaine it's statistically covered in

Money
The metric system's a ball
But the imperial was baller
(Bring back the old British)
Money
And did it make sense at all?
You can bet your bottom stirling

Half a crown was one-eighth of a pound
And a farthing was a straightforward one forty-eighth of a shilling
Why do you look so confused?

Money
Ooh-ooh-ooh money
Money
Ooh-ooh-ooh money

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Wann wurde das Lied “Money” von Jazz Emu veröffentlicht?
Das Lied Money wurde im Jahr 2023, auf dem Album “Technically, Probably More Of The Same, I Suppose, In Theory” veröffentlicht.

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