Unemployment Package

c couple weeks ago, I was making bank, till a Pandemic hit, now I can't fill my tank
Lost my job, moneys spent, I'm charging my toddler rent
Times like these need our fam
To pull us through this crazy jam
Here I am with open hands
Give me my bailout Uncle Sam

Come on, just hook your nephew up please!

Give me my sweet fat, kick back, government check
I want my unemployment package because I don't know what's next
I Lost my job oh now you now, that the pressure is on
I had to get a roommate, that I call mom

Now I'm on the phone seeking favors
From my state department of labor
Holding so long, I'm losing hair
Pretty soon I could apply for Medicare

Listen to my battle cry I am just an average guy
Running so low on supplies I'm hanging up TP to dry

Now the neighbors really want to social distance

Give me my sweet fat, kick back, government check
I want my unemployment package because I don't know what's next
I Lost my job oh now you now, that the pressure is on
I had to get a roommate, that I call mom

Throw your hands in the air if you used to be employed
Till the world shut down now you're feeling so annoyed
We're locked in the house, throwing back calories
If we're quarantined, we'd be grateful for a salary

Someone's at the door! Christmas come early?

I got my sweet fat, kick back, government check
I got my unemployment package now I'm ready to flex
Oh, the dough came to my door, it was delivered today
I tried to high five my mailman from 6 feet away.