Battle Royale Rap Battle Royale
[Verse 1: PUBG/JT Music]
"Attention! To anyone who doesn't smell what I’m cookin'"
Here's how this’ll pan out!
None of you are ever gonna touch me
I put this Battle in the Ground
(This is a Eulogy)
It's becoming crowded, but I was Number One, see?
Without a doubt - H1Z1? Please
I wear the Royale Crown and I dub thee
Peasants! Especially if your Game was free!
Just leave your Servers now, drinks on me
I'll raise the bar, and take ya to PUBG
Oof! My Blueprint was looted!
Since every single one of your rip-offs used it
I don't need petty gimmicks to power me
You wanna get woke? I'll give you reality
I speak from experience
With my longer matches
You want a quickdraw? I got a larger mag!
Get it? Depth's what every one of you lacks
After I dropped, I'll put y'all on the map
[Verse 2: Firestorm/GameboyJones]
Step on the Battlefield
You won’t be leaving!
I’m leaving you bleeding
No time to get out
Causing a massacre, stacking the bodies
I'm crazy
I’m making them all scream and shout
It does not matter if I'm going solo
Or roll with a squad that is militant
Cause either way
Death and destruction is coming for you
And it's lookin' real imminent!
Leaving you scorched
I lead the way cause I’m carrying the torch
I've been a leader and head of the pack
Since the day that I went and just walked of the porch
Never came back
This is a war
And I know that I'm ready for more!
You cannot stop me, ain't nobody lootin my body
I came here to settle the score!
[Verse 3: Blackout/Rockit Gaming]
No it's not too late to back out
Late to the game but I rep my clout
A triple a looking at taking you down, no doubt
Line 'em up taking shots 'till I
Blackout!
And I'm doing better
I got the Venom
Don't measure me to the rest of the fellas
Because I've been here forever
Worldwide, best seller!
Don't forget that
Remember that you're a trend that'll pass
Let me read you a letter:
Dear, every other BR that passed the test
I'm a real FPS
PS: The best
I know I don't sit high at the top of Twitch
At least I've got more fans than just only kids
"What about Ninja? He doesn't like the game
Say the Metas all wrong and he's losing frames!"
Pipe down. While I run the town
Blackout's still king
Lemme own the Crown!
[Verse 4: Ring of Elysium/Neebs Gaming]
Lord of the Rings
Time to get woke
Elysium King
Yall are a joke
Yall cannot hang
Look at my reign
Best damn game that no one is playing
Coming at you with a grappling hook
The call me death from above!
Other Battle Royales are just swinging from my nuts
Like Blackout
Everybody backed out
CoD just stinking up the ring with the crack out
And moving on to PUBG be looking like a game made by a dude
Crosseyed, dumb as shit and don't know what bullets do!
"M24 kitted out all the way"
Yeah, good luck getting any gun to fire straight
"But what about Fortnite? Best in the World"
Well you're nine years old and you never kissed a girl
Just sitting on your high Chair, playing on your tablet!
Best part of this rhyme is I could be your dad
Firestorm, you're a little late to the dance
Should've launched with the Game but you never had a chance!
Franchise dying, looking like the end
But only Battlefield Friends can make Battlefield great again!
[Verse 5: Apex Legends/Fabvl]
Yeah, can you feel the tension?
Other games shook, always fail to mention
That the gameplay never came to question
Never went to Beta, what a brave ascension!
Imma sniff you out cause I'm a bloodhound
Longbow out, we make it so loud
Portal round to take control now
Send you all the way to Skull Town
I might just zipline way over your heads
And then sniff em out, hit you with Wraith!
Grapple around to the Side and then heirloom straight into your neck
Set the pace!
Legends let's give em a toast
Only BR with the Gameplay to boast
Step in the way and you're toast
Racking up Bodies we're doing the most
[Verse 6: Fortnite/Nerdout!]
The King has arrived!
Taking over the scene like a thief in the night!
Storms getting close, and not one of you leaving alive
Nobody be breathing tonight
When I released a season, there's a reason for hype
The cosmetics are pleasing the eye
If you want beef better season it right
You scrubs realla wanna come against, then alright
Fortnite! (Fortnite)
You are not ready, you need to get people on your side
You are not winning and I am putting that on your Life
Giving you fall damage, dropping you 54 flights
Who is bringing a gun to a sword fight? Me!
Who can take on the gathering hordes like me?
Dancing on your body, when I pop you with a shotty
Ain't nobody here that can battle the Fortnite, please!