Destiny Vs Call of Duty Rap Battle
Bungie just stepped back in the game again
After the Halo days
I thought their reign would end
I couldn't wait to play
An epic campaign again
Call it mythic sci-fi, but it ain't pretend
You know my Destiny because I came to win
It's time to take the boys
And separate the men
Sledgehammer Games, I don't mean to hate
But DAMN! It's looking like the bar
Just got raised again
Oh, yeah! That's right! the bar got raised
But it wasn't cause of Destiny
The game is lame
And just the fact it came from
Bungie is such a shame
I oughta sue them for their
Claims made on ad campaigns
I drop a sledgehammer on 'em, CoD is back
Play the multiplayer as soon as
It's out the wrap
I have no problem playing story mode
If it's fun but Destiny feels like a Beta
Is it even done?
I'm just as humble as the next game
But still I know that I'm the best game
We'd like to welcome you to
Our vision of the future
Now you decide between us
Who will win and who's the loser?
Advancd Warfare? you're dropping the ball
We've seen you before, it's
Called Combat Evolved, ha!
I hate to say it, but you're late to the game
You should stick to the past
Cause in the future you're lame!
I've played one CoD game
So I've seen the rest
Destiny's sleek scenery will keep it fresh
It's the top gift on Santa Claus's list
So Call of Duty oughta call it quit's!
Of course I drop the ball
When I'm playing uplink
#1 on Santa's list? you have
Too much to drink?
You know that Dasher's gonna Dash
And that Prancer's gonna prance
But me and Rudolph are playing CoD Advanced
We got jetpacks now, shoot from the sky
Having fun while you are on the grind
I got some dank new weapons
It's a drop supply
You play the same missions bored
Out of your minds
I'm just as humble as the next game
But still I know that I'm the best game
We'd like to welcome you to
Our vision of the future
Now you decide between us
Who will win and who's the loser?
Coming at you hard now
With the biggest damn franchise launch ever
It's a great game but it get's a lot better
So many playlists made for any kind of gamer
See, I didn't buy the
Game just for multiplayer! Halo ain't on PS4
But Bungie ain't exclusive anymore
You got nowhere to hide from our legitness
Take some Vitamin-C
Cause you can't handle my sickness!
This song should've ended like, hmm
Halfway through if Bungie wrote it
It's probably what they would do
Just like this MMO
I don't want to hear you say
It's comparable to Halo cause HALO WAS GREAT!
But still it falls to CoD
I can play for hours calling in kill streaks
If there's a sickness then we are the remedy
Don't be jealous of us
It's just our Destiny, hA!
I'm just as humble as the next game
But still I know that I'm the best game
We'd like to welcome you to
Our vision of the future
Now you decide between us
Who will win and who's the loser?