Naked and Nasty

Wakin' up naked, face down on the shore
With a hangover and nothing but
A rock and torch
What the hell happened last night?
I'm not really sure
But I'm lookin' for handouts
If you got anymore
Like a pair of pants? I'll take
Anything you can give to me
Don't even need a weapon yet
Can I have my dignity?
I'll work at minimum wage
I'm quite good at hitting trees
And if you'd like, I can hike up my toxicity
I might have to die four hundred times
But someday, I may be the lord of the flies
I see myself on an iron throne
Inside castle walls stacked high with stone
But right now I'm up shit's
Creek without a paddle
Can't even wipe my ass
How am I supposed to battle?
When I'm resurrected
I am met with death every time
Then I respawn on a beach and it's
Back to the grind and I'm

Naked (naked) but I gotta get nasty (oh no)
Clothing is overrated (hate it)
Is it me or is it drafty (so cold)
I'm not even worth raidin' (raidin')
Doesn't mean I'm not crafty
You should be afraid of nakeds
'Cuz they may get nasty

Negative nine degrees outside
And I'm catching quite a breeze, ignite
A tiny campfire to lie beside
Now everybody is finding me (time to hide)
I no longer have a problem with my body image
I'm a strong woman, and I've got the business
My butt and thighs are rock hard
I get a lot of fitness
And I'm proud of my house
Though it's hardly finished
So what if I'm no good with a bow or a spear?
Maybe if I just hold one
Then no one will come near?
But I'm starting to starve
I should scavenge some rations
You're never too desperate when
Loincloth's in fashion
The sweatiest, saltiest beast
Is a creature with nothing to lose
I fear I will never know peace
At least I've come to love
Running in the nude
The night is upon me, is somebody watching?
I hear nearby footsteps, a gun hammer cocking
Before he attacks
I smash his skull with a stone first
Then I die of exposure and wake up

Naked (naked) but I gotta get nasty (oh no)
Clothing is overrated (hate it)
Is it me or is it drafty (so cold)
I'm not even worth raidin' (raidin')
Doesn't mean I'm not crafty
You should be afraid of nakeds
Cuz they may get nasty

(Break it down for the kids)
But somewhere out there wait's
A friend for you
Alone and scared and just as bare as you
Together you'll find beauty in adversity
This land is rich with culture and diversity
(Suck my ass and git gud, b)

I felt ashamed when I first awakened
I was so afraid and did I mention, naked?
But I learned to be free of my burdens
Look at me now, the tables are turnin'
See, I gathered materials
Built some thin walls
To become a kingdom, you must begin small
Now I've got a compound, an army of men
They obey my commands, no
They are not my friends
I'm a crime lord, my domain's so large
Call me the next Pablo Escobar
I kept telling myself that my
Wealth would bring joy
Yet I feel empty, despite all my toys
I see a naked running
He reminds me of myself
So I decide to ask him
If he might require help
"I'm trying to find my friends right
Now and I'm so lost"
I blow his fuckin' brains out
And take my clothes off, cuz I'm a

Naked (naked) but I gotta get nasty (oh no)
Clothing is overrated (hate it)
Is it me or is it drafty (so cold)
I'm not even worth raidin' (raidin')
Doesn't mean I'm not crafty
You should be afraid of nakeds
Cuz they may get nasty