The Beast Within
Ahem, excuse me, I'm new here
How do you do this?
My sword's too big, it's a burden to move
Is this normal? I'm getting awful blisters
Ouch, why does my sidekick
Have paws and whiskers?
I never was much of a hunter
Don't want any fresh air, much less a sunburn
But I just heard pests
Are in excessive numbers
Except they're not vermin
They're all monsters
Now the fifth fleet needs me to come tag in?
I'd rather kick back
Drink mead by the flagon
I've never seen a beast
Forget defeat elder dragons
My weapon's heavy
I bet that's why my feet have been dragging
I'm no Frodo Baggins, already wanna go home
I feel like David fighting
Goliath without any stones
Agh! Close call but I dodged and rolled
I just saw that monster
Swallow another one whole
With fearsome fangs and claws
I'll tear you limb from limb
To fight free from my jaws
You must unleash your beast within
Yikes!
If I gotta do this, I gotta start small
Zorah Magdaros, that'll be the long haul
Tracked down a Pukei-Pukei
Felt bad for him though
When I cut his tail off, wailed on him
Smashing his skull
He had his back to the ropes
I loved the action so
I challenged a Ratholos, my ass was toast
Carted off by my Palico, back to camp
Grabbed a lotion and a potion
And went back again
I've been trekking with my weapon
Guess I'm getting the hang of it
I built a bone hammer
You could say that I'm nailing it
Plus a drum made of lightning 'cause
I wanted to play with it
Rip out a monster collar bone and
Sharpen my blade with it
I'm a proud hunter now, and I see the appeal
I get prepare in Astera before eating a meal
I tend to ignore how little
Sympathy that I feel
Whenever executing a creature and
Hearing it squeal
I wonder how many calories did I burn
Driving out the line of fire from a wyvern
I wacked Anjanath in the face
He's limping away
I couldn't help giggling when
I splintered his legs
And then I'll let him decay after
I get what I came for
Wait, maybe I'm getting a
Little carried away? No
I'm here to take names and break necks
Oh shit, did I just wake up the apex?
You've stirred my appetite
You sword will shatter on my skin
I'll hack and slash and bite
Will you unleash your beast within?
Come on scout flies, make proud guys
Find their hiding spot and
I'll stomp out lives
It's about time to climb up and mount spines
Smack 'em down, laugh out loud
While they writhe around dying
It's the thrill of the hunt
Still bubbling in my blood
I get a little pumped up when
I kill 'em for fun
And then I carve up their carcasses for parts
Their claws and jaws could make
Great armor - smart
Just a few more scales, a carapace
A Great Jagras mane, a Girros fang
Some Legiana plates, a Barroth scalp
Add Radobaan shell
All kinds of hides and pelts
And then I'll tear the talons
Right out of your toes
Oh no, Anjanath I got your nose bone
I get such a rush whenever I'm cutting 'em up
So make like Diablos, go back under the mud
Because you're bigger but you're nowhere
On my level though
You can choke on your tail, Deviljho
Call me Kula-La Ku
I'm running circles on you
I take a Michael Jordan leap and
Treat your head like a hoop
Now tell the Commission
I've picked up the addiction
'Cause I'm ripping up monsters and
I call it a living
Don't matter if you're thick-skinned, quick
Strong or limber i'll hit ya where it hurts
Till I call out "Timber!"
Have mercy on my soul
I will surrender at your hands
I'll hunt you to your home
And slaughter all your monster friends