The Mob Rap, Part II
Ladies and Gentlemen, we’re back! AHAHAHAAH!
You guys forgot me last time
But you won’t forget me now!
You’ll Find me in the ender
In a dark place underground!
Flying around, swooping down
Ending any intruders in my house
You’ll need a lot of luck to get here
But you’ll need more getting out!
I’m from the nether man, all I do is rave
This is why I’m hot, ‘cause I love to blaze
(cough cough) getting smoky, spittin’ flames
Take a Blaze rod bro
You’ll be usin' it for days
Slime and Magma Here!
Just a hoppin' if you can tell!
I’ll surprise ya when your mining!
And you’ll find me down in Hell!
Oh snap! If you attack
We split in half to no end! Magma Cube?
What's up Slime? Time to bounce my friend!
Gotta make a run-run, gotta get away-way
Hide inside a cave and wait
Inside until it's day
Then I’ll have my fun-fun
When I know it's safe-safe
Survival is all I know
It’s the Minecraft way!
Gram pa always told me it’s rough out there!
Now I’m climbing and mining and
Hiding and I can’t
Get all these mobs out of my hair!
This is what you get for
Treating chickens like SHIT!
I’ll sneak into your house
And overpopulate it
With a bunch of baby chicks!
When you come home from a long day
Of work you’re gonna pull out
All your hair! I’m laying eggs like
A boss giving birth everywhere!
You’ve heard from me before
But I’ve come back right on time!
When I heard this funky beat I knew
I just had to drop a rhyme!
As you recall I’m quite a marksman
With my arrows and my bow
So you’ll want to have protection when
You receive my many blows!
You’ll hear me grunting
But I’m not taking a dump!
Even though I smell like someone
Who just took a dump
I’m the undead douchebag slamming your
Door with my nuts!
I’m here to eat your face
Your legs, your arms, and even your butt!
Crawling hissing attacking insulting
Harrasanating anything that may be living my
Mission is to simply kill everything
Take a finish of
You I’ll be jumping and sprinting
For miles and now the
Mobs are winning and you can never stop them
‘cause nobody steps on us!
Make way for Iron Golem!
Throw you in the air like a little tiny toy!
Pick things up and throw them down!
I am big and I destroy!
If you mess with my village then
You will certainly be screwed!
I can’t do squat for myself so
Thanks for the help dude!
Gotta make a run-run, gotta get away-way
Hide inside a cave and wait
Inside until it's day
Then I’ll have my fun-fun
When I know it's safe-safe
Survival is all I know
It’s the Minecraft way!
Gram pa always told me it’s rough out there!
Now I’m climbing and mining and
Hiding and I can’t
Get all these mobs out of my hair!
I just love swimming under the sea
And I never bother anybody!
I just love swimming in the ocean
Screw you squid! The Creepers
Back in this hizzy!
If you don’t like getting blown up
Then you should run away quickly!
If you don’t have good shelter
Then you should probably get busy!
I’m gonna blow off your face as soon
As you try to hit me! BLAH!
Um, um excuse me but where are you from sir?
You don’t need to know
But you’re not on the roster! We like to keep
Track of all the mobs that come through
You do not need to know
I’m sorry but I do! Just
Your name would be fine!
Walk away or you will die!
If you’re a mob, what kind?
People call me HEROBRINE!
Oh my god… EVERYBODY RUN!
I am the spirit of Minecraft!
No one can touch me!
Even when you think your alone you
Feel like something is watching!
And if you see my name
You should run while you can
I will rip through the Earth ‘till
I find where you stand!
And before I was like
This you must understand
I was no different than you… I used to be
A man… Thank you