The Mob Rap, Pt. 2
[Intro]
Woah sonny you've gotta get inside!
They're coming! They're coming!
Woah, Grampa Jenkins what's wrong?
The mobs, they're coming for me again!
What are you talking about!
They're-a coming!
Oh my Notch!
Ladies and Gentlemen, we're back!
[Verse 1]
You guys forgot me last time, but you won't forget me now!
You'll find me in the ender, in a dark place underground!
Flying around, swooping down at any intruders in my house
You'll need a lot of luck to get here
But you'll need more getting out!
[Verse 2]
I'm from the nether man, all I do is rave
This is why I'm high, 'cause I love to blaze
Getting smoky, spittin' flames
Take a Blaze rod bro, you'll be usin' it for days
[Verse 3]
Slime and Magma here!
Just a-hoppin' if you can tell!
I'm gonna surprise ya when your mining!
And you'll find me down in Hell!
Oh snap! If you attack
We split in half to no end!
Magma Cube?
What's up Slime?
Time to bounce my friend!
[Chorus]
Gotta make a run (Run), gotta get away (Way)
Hide inside a cave and wait inside until its day
Then I'll have my fun (Fun), when I know its safe (Safe)
Survival is all I know, it's the Minecraft way!
Grampa always told me it was rough out there
Now I'm climbing and mining and hiding
And I can't get all these mobs out of my hair!
[Verse 4]
This is what you get for treating chickens like shit
I'll sneak into your house
And overpopulate it with a bunch of baby chicks
When you come home from a long day of work
You're gonna pull out all your hair
I'm laying eggs like a boss, giving birth everywhere!
[Verse 5]
You've heard from me before, but I've come back right on time
When I heard this funky beat, I knew I just had to drop a rhyme
As you recall I'm quite a marksman with my arrows and my bow
So you'll want to have protection
When you receive my many blows
[Verse 6]
You'll hear me grunting, but I'm not taking a dump
Even though I smell like someone who just took a dump
I'm the undead douchebag, slamming your door with my nuts
I'm here to eat your face, your legs
Your arms, and even your butts!
[Verse 7]
Crawling and hissing, attacking you swiftly
Harassing anything that happens to be living
My mission is simple; kill everything
Quickly finishing you, I'll bet you're jumping and sprinting for miles
And now the mobs are winning and you can never stop them
'Cause nobody steps on us!
[Verse 8]
Make way for Iron Golem!
Throw you in the air like a little tiny toy!
Pick things up and throw them down! I am big and I destroy!
If you mess with my village then you will certainly be screwed!
I can't do squat for myself, so thanks for the help dude!
[Chorus]
Gotta make a run (Run), gotta get away (Way)
Hide inside a cave and wait inside until its day
Then I'll have my fun (Fun), when I know its safe (Safe)
Survival is all I know, it's the Minecraft way!
Grampa always told me it was rough out there
Now I'm climbing and mining and hiding
And I can't get all these mobs out of my hair!
[Verse 9]
I just love swimming under the sea
And I never bother anybody!
I just love swimming in the ocean
[Verse 10]
Screw you Squid! The Creeper's back in this hizzy!
If you don't like getting blown up
Then you should run away quickly!
If you don't have good shelter
Then you should probably get busy!
I'm gonna blow off your faces
Soon as you try to hit me! (Bleh!)
[Interlude]
Um, um excuse me but where are you from sir?
You don't need to know
But you're not on the roster!
We like to keep track of all the mobs that come through
You do not need to know
I'm sorry but I do! Just your name will be fine!
Walk away or you will die!
If you're a mob, what kind?
People call me Herobrine!
Oh my god, everybody run!
[Verse 11]
I am the spirit of Minecraft!
No one can touch me!
Even when you think you're alone
You feel like something is watching!
And if you see my name, you should run while you can
I will rip through the Earth 'till I find where you stand!
And before I was like this you must understand
I was no different than you
I used to be a man
(Thank you)