The Mob Rap, Pt. 4
Ladies and gentlemen
I trust we need no introduction hahaha
Mob Rap part 4 break it down
Don't tell me that my bark
Is bigger than my bite
Because if you take a whack at
Me you're gonna get a fight
Never travel with a pack
'cause I like to hunt alone
I'm an untamed beast - Wait a
Sec is that a bone?
Oh yes yes yes, I'll do anything you wanna
If you treat me really well I'll
Even wear a doggy collar
I'm a man's best friend
And a mean sheep eater
And I'll keep your house safe when
I scare away the creepers
Hold up, scare me? That's not true
I'm only keeping my distance 'cause
I'm allergic to you
Every single Minecrafter with half a brain
Is afraid of me because I'll
Send 'em up in flames
I got gunpowder inside of me
You should not be fighting me
Because I got a short fuse
So don't go igniting me
I'll rock this server
Making every block quake
There is nothing on this damn
Planet I can not break
Guess who decided to show up this time?
It's the most obnoxious mob
You're ever gonna find!
If you pick the wrong block when
You're digging through a mine
Then I'll pop right out and
Bite you until you die
I'm a spiky little pest with
A set of sharp teeth
And I'm really hard to catch
Because I'm so tiny
Even if you kill me, there's more on the way
Grandpa Jenkins, what you gotta say?
The moon is coming up, the sun's going down
(Going down)
I'm looking for my friends but no ones around
(No ones around) we're coming out to get you
Too bad that I won't let you
In these dark times, it's a hard life
But I'm never gonna let them take mine!
Drop that lasso and put down the saddle
'cause you can't fence me in
Like a subservient cattle
You think a sword makes you
Tough? That doesn't matter get of my back
You're never gonna win this battle
Bah fine fine fine, I guess I can't stop it
But if you steer me towards a cliff
I will jump off it
I was a wild stallion with a need to be free
And now I'm just a brain-dead obedient steed
It's been a while man
I been straight blazin'
Hangin' in the Nether, straight blazin'
You know why I'm hot
'cause I'm straight blazin'
Representin' Colorado, straight blazin'
When I'm in a battle, I am amazin'
Shootin' fireballs, call me Mr Flame Man
Don't you mess around with
Me while I'm blazin'
Nobody gives a light quite like a blaze can
It's another mob rap, and it can never end
Without another couple bars from the skeleton
I'm a rhymin' marksman
And I never miss a target
Quick to win a battle even
If I didn't start it, ha!
And if you've got a bone to pick
You might as well go home
Before your bum gets kicked
I'm better with a bow than Katniss Everdeen
Stupid wolf let me be!
What's up everybody, it's me the ghast
Back up in this hizzy to kick some
Oh I'm so sorry but we're out of time
Yeah gotta run
Hey, hey guys come on don't cut the beat
That's just rude
I bring my best lines every time and
You give me the cold shoulder
You let the silverfish have
A verse the Silverfish
Had a verse and i don't get one
And now you're all going to leave thanks