Underdog in Overalls
Once again, these toadstool fools have made
A grave mistake
I'm just dying to see you all get out
Of this one! Ha ha hahaha!
Not so fast, you ghastly ghoul!
A challenger approaches, you'll have to duel!
So if your house is haunted?
Do not have any fear!
Stand up, put your hands together
Cuz your hero is here
When the boos are abound
Too many frights to be found
There's only one guy you're gonna call
(It's-a-me) he's brave and he's brash
He's got a manly moustache
He's the underdog in overalls (Wahoo)
So when those spooky spirit's
Need some spankin' he'll be the man you
Can be thoroughly thankin' (You're welcome)
He's scared of nothin'
Cuz he's coursing with courage (Ha-Ha)
If duty's callin', he's already heard it
This mansion may scare your pants off
So hike up your trousers
Look on the bright side
You won't be findin' no Bowsers
Gloves off, now this ain't no game
He'll save the day, and you know his name
Super Mario (Wait wait What?)
He's Super Mario
Steadfast and strong he never needs any help
He's beefy and bold
Does everything by himself (Come' on)
Plus, he's a solo plumber so
You know that he's handy at the least
Princess Peach is his only family
He's so sexy no one else can compare
Under his hat he has Italian
Stallion level of hair
He's gonna run a gauntlet of ghosts
And by now you know who King
Boo is fearing the most!
It's Super Mario! (I'm Luigi) super Mario!
He does have one companion
He considers a brother (Okay, okay)
And he is more resourceful than any other
His name is Toad!
Toad, Toad, Toad, Toad, Toad!
(Mama-mia, I give up!)
This song is all 'bout Mario and his team
His life is hard
Cuz he has no immediate family
He wears red all the time
Because red is so mean
He'd never get caught dead
Wearing the color green
Because green is the color of jealousy yeah!