Confusing World

[Intro]
Attention, ladies and gentlemen!
And everybody in between

Confusing world!

[Verse 1]
Comin' up in this confusing world
You're not sure if you're a boy or a girl
You told me not to tell your parents
But could your haircut make it any more apparent?

[Chorus]
Somebody help me get through this
I-I-I-Identity crisis!

[Verse 2]
You've been consumed by the disconnect
Uncertainty and fear for what's next
You don't even know your own name, you said
"Is it the world or is it me that's insane?"

[Chorus]
I never thought it'd be like this
I-I-I-Identity crisis!

[Bridge]
Such confusion in my heart
I don't know where to start
But there's one thing I know for sure
She's not your little girl anymore

[Instrumental break]

[Verse 3]
Fallin' down, you don't know where you stand
You're not sure if you're a woman or a man
It takes some time to learn to play this game
Some things you feel you just can't explain

[Chorus]
It never used to be like this
I-I-I-Identity crisis!
Somebody help me get through this
I-I-I-Identity crisis!

[a brief moment of Hall of the Mountain King]

[Outro]
He don't know what's in his head!
She don't like what the mirror says!
Livin' in a world of confusion and doubt
I've got faith you'll figure it out