Rhinoceros

He climbs on top in the dark
And pushes your legs apart
You grit your teeth try not to breathe
Because he reeks of rotting meat

He’s crushing you, he’s fucking huge

His thick tongue slobbers across your face
You wouldn’t call it a warm embrace
It’s like being on a waterboard
Sometimes you feel like such a whore

Just close your eyes, try not to cry

Give it up for the rhinoceros
Guess who’s getting fucked by the rhinoceros

Her name’s Melania
She’s from slovenia
An illegal immigrant
He paid to sneak her in

He likes them young, and compliant

He rolls over and off of you
And he lumbers across the room
You go to the gilded bidet
To wash the shit away

Just close your eyes, honey, and try not to cry

Give it up for the rhinoceros
Guess who’s getting fucked by the rhinoceros

This is a golden age
When anyone can get away with almost anything
But be careful what you say
Everyone is watching you
And nobody cares about the truth

Give it up
For the rhinoceros
Guess who’s getting fucked by the rhinoceros
America
Give it up for the rhinoceros, america
Guess who’s getting fucked
By the rhinoceros