Cut Your Hair (Skit)

[Skit: Jermaine Fowler]
Oh, oh-ho! Woah-hoh-hoh!
Khare-y!
Khare-y, hey!
Khare-y, it’s- [*sounds of running*]
Slow down, buddy!
You- you looked at me and you looked away and started walking faster
Slow down, come here!
[*coughs*] Oh, you run fast!
Hey buddy, it’s- it’s me!
It’s your old boss!
You remember, from the first album?
Yeah! [*laughing*]
So, how are you?
Oh, you cut your hair... wow!
I miss the ol’ locks
You had the whole office smelling like shit [*laughing*]
I’m joking, I’m racist
Any-who, what’s up, nigga?!
You still doing the rappity-raps? Huh?
Rap raps, the rap rap- you a rapper boy, huh?
You a little rapper boy still?
You still rapping, huh? [*laughing*]
I wonder- I always wondered about you, since you left me
You know, people just been leaving me
Just leaving me, my wife, you
I didn’t think I'd ever see you again, but I did
[*laughing*] Anyway, dude, you got to come see my new office
You got to come, come on!
No, nonsense!
You have no say in the matter
Come on, yeah! [*maniacal laughing*]