Dolores (Skit)

[Skit: Jermaine Fowler]
Alright! Now, uh
Why don’t you take a seat right there, Khare-y?
You know I’ve been meaning to ask you Care Bear
Do you believe in fate?
I believe, uh, fate brought you and I back together
You know?
And the reason fate brought us together
Is because the universe wanted me to show you
Just how well a nigga is doin'
Alright?
You could'a had all this Khare-y
You could'a had all of it
You could’ve!
You’ll never be better than me and these motherfuckin' interns
You wanna know why, Khare-y?
'Cause you’re just a rapper!
You’re just a rapper, nigga!
A'ight? You know what I am?
I’m a boss!
I’m a fuckin' boss!
I got twenty-five interns ready to die for me, nigga
Ready to die!
I got one intern, she’s seventy-five
She on her way out- of life
She got nothin' to show for it, but she work for me
Right, Dolores?
Right? Right?
Where you goin', Khare-y?
Where- you uncomfortable now?
You uncomfortable, Khare-y?
Well, go ahead and leave!
It wouldn’t be the first time! [*crying*]
Why does everybody I love leave?
Why?
Answer me, fate!
Is this what you had in store for me? Huh?
God? Allah?
Buddha?
Tom Cruise?